The Inauguration of the Anti-Christ

If you’ve been paying any attention, you should know by now that Barack Hussein Obama has only been pretending to be a good Christian, but really he’s a secret Muslim and a terrorist. Tomorrow this great country of ours will swear in Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States and Terrorist in Chief, and one day you will all regret it.

One day, when the whole world is ruled by Barack Hussein Obama and his world government, you will regret it. One day, when all of mankind is marked with the mark of the beast, you will know you did wrong. One day, when the Anti-Christ’s forces are defeated by the armies of God and the Jezreel Valley below Megiddo drowns in rivers of blood in the battle of Armageddon, you will know you did wrong in the eyes of the Lord and He will not have pity on you unbelievers unless you repent now and accept his perfect sacrifice for your sins so you can be on His side in the battle and reign with him in his coming kingdom of glory! Hallelujah!

I know lots of you kids on this web page want this evil man to be your President, but you all don’t have the True Christian Radar I have for seeing just who is a good follower of Christ and who isn’t. I bet Barack Hussein Obama won’t even support Israel’s holy invasion of Gaza because it’s his people against God’s people!

That’s about all I’ve got to say about that now. You picked him, you live with him. Until a righteous army of God comes to sweep me up along with God’s other faithful servants to march on Washington and overthrow the false godless administration of Barack Hussein Obama, I will be talking to you from inside the Tribulation Bunker.

To all of you Christians who have not yet fled the country or built your own bunkers, may God have mercy on you. I expect that within days you will be rounded and herded into concentration camps where you will have to wait for our holy armies to free you, if you aren’t killed right away that is. We will come for you as soon as we can though, so keep the faith. Trust in God and He will deliver you out of harm or into Heaven. God bless you all, my Christian brothers.

Your friend in Christ,
P. Enos Young

The Atheist Pope

“Breathe in…breathe out.

Focus your rage against God, and imagine pulling your ritual dagger across the helpless Christian baby’s throat, spilling its blood for our Lord Lucifer.

Breathe in…bre-”

A wild-eyed and wild-haired man in a Slayer t-shirt shook the Priest who had been leading our Atheist Meditation “Look! White smoke! The new Pope has been chosen!”

We were all on our feet in seconds, all thoughts of the sacrifice pushed to the backs of our minds by the burning question: who had the Cardinals deemed worthy of interpreting our sacred scriptures and creating the Atheist dogma?

We rushed off to the square below the palace, crowding in behind the throngs of thousands, all awaiting the news with bated breath.

The crack of a whip broke the silence and the masses cheered loudly when the deep bass drums pounded out the Papal March and demonic horns blew a loathsome dirge that filled our evil hearts with unspeakable joy.

I could almost see the fires of Hell burning when they pulled the curtains back. The black vestments of the Cardinals began to appear over the railing as they poured forth from the Papal chambers and onto the balcony, mad faces contorted with glee as the fruit of their wicked deal with the devil was revealed to the world.

The whip cracked again and an enormous jewel-encrusted golden litter was carried out onto the balcony by 13 naked slave girls, drenched in sweat and straining under the weight.

The music abruptly ceased, as did the movement of the litter. Cardinals drooled and leered at the girls as four of them got down on their hands and knees to make a staircase of flesh for their master. The curtains were soon parted by a stylish red Prada loafer, followed by the traditional blood red robes of the Atheist Pope.

“Ave Satani!” The Pope’s voice boomed across the square, and the cheering began anew. The swirling mass of red robes flew toward the railing and away again in a whirling dance passed down from time immemorial, from the devil’s own instructions to the first Atheist Pope. The cowl on his robe flew back, and as he came to rest standing proudly on the dais before his throne, leaning out over the railing to see the crowd, we finally knew.

With the mark of the beast burning brightly on his forehead above a gaunt face with skin pulled tight around his demon-sharpened features, it could be no one else. The new Atheist Pope Richard Dawkins graced us with his trademarked self-righteous smirk as he lifted his ceremonial dagger into the air and shrieked “Ad majorem Satani gloriam!”

The crowd screamed wildly in return and two cardinals carefully lowered the sinister looking red and black Papal Mitre onto his head while the cartloads of Christian babies began to roll into sight. In the third cart that passed me I could see that there was one little girl just old enough to know real fear. She looked straight into my eyes and I could see the terror on her face. I had found my sacrifice.

The Reality

There is no Atheist Pope, no atheist dogma or doctrine except that we don’t believe in gods.

I am frequently faced with people who believe that atheism is a religion, or at least a belief system, but it is merely a single belief or lack of belief. A religious person may say that everything in their life is based on their belief in gods, but the same is not true for an unbeliever.

Atheist Religion

One thing that is often used to “prove” that atheism is a religion is that US courts have ruled that it is one.

The reality is that while atheism is only a single belief related to religion, atheists should have the same rights, protections and privileges as religious people, and unfortunately legally defining it as a religion may be the only way to quickly and easily achieve that equality.

This ruling does nothing to change the fact that atheism simply does not fit into any reasonable definition of religion.

When I decide what I believe to be right and wrong, I don’t think “I can do this because there’s no God” unless it is something that specifically and only applies if gods do exist such as “thou shalt have no other gods before me”.

The main point is that I decide based in part on the beliefs of the society I live in, and on what I determine to be good based on my own observations and thoughts.

God doesn’t come into the picture at all. It’s not because I “hate Him” or because I “don’t want to follow his holy laws”, it’s because I really truly do not believe that any gods exist.

So please, if you are a believer, don’t imagine us to be horrible twisted monsters, and don’t try to tell us that we are part of an “atheist religion” or that atheism itself is a belief system. We do all have belief systems, whether they are taught to us or we create them ourselves, but atheism does not provide one.

Punish that car for the Lord, Mr. Schwab!

Hi this is Enos again, the voice of Christ in the heathen wilderness of this web page. I know I have been gone for a while, but I was just waiting to find a story powerful enough to let you see how God’s glory shines through in this world.

Today I found it.

A few days ago, just outside of San Antonio Texas, a good Christian man by the name of Michael E. Schwab was driving down Route 281. Now I don’t know why he thought he was there, but he was there for God’s work whether he knew it or not.

So he was driving along and he saw this woman who, as he said, “was not driving like a Christian”. Normally he probably would have just said “God bless her!” and prayed for her, but this time was different. This time “God said … she needed to be taken off the road.”

Thankfully Jesus had blessed Michael with a powerful truck capable of of catching her and getting her off the road, so he hit the gas until he got up over 100 miles an hour and then he just rammed her back side in the name of the Lord!

Of course the Lord knew what he was doing, and both of them came out alive with only minor injuries, but just think about what could have happened if he hadn’t listened and rammed her car off the road!

She might have run over a bus load of cripple children, or she could have run her car right up into a church to crush a manger scene and disrespect the baby Jesus! There’s just no telling what someone might do if they’re not driving like Christians.

If you were driving and you saw a woman who wasn’t driving like a Christian, and the Lord came to you just like he did with Michael, and He said she wasn’t driving right, would you have the courage of your Christian faith to carry out God’s will?

Like Mr. Schwab told the police officers after the accident, “it was Jesus’ will for him to punish the car”, and that should be enough for any good follower of Christ, so next time you hear that little voice telling you to stop someone who’s driving like a Muslim or to throw a burlap sack over the shamelessly displayed tender nubile young body of some whored-up little teenager at the Mall, you best obey!

Your friend in Christ,
P. Enos Young

The turkeys win again…

Yes, once again this year two wily turkeys have managed to fool our president into pardoning them. I don’t know how they did it since he is usually so smart and tough on crime. No one executes more prisoners than his home state of Texas, and when he ran it he was the toughest guy you could hope for.

When convicted murderer Karla Faye Tucker asked him for clemency shortly before her execution in 1998, Bush just mocked her. “‘Please,’ Bush whimpered, his lips pursed in mock desperation, ‘don’t kill me.’” Now that was a real man.

Today though, we see that 8 long years as president have enfeebled our once-great leader. The pathetic gobbling pleas of these fat feathered miscreants should have gone as unanswered as a Texas death row inmate’s, and they should have been put to death just like the other 271 million turkeys sentenced this year, but now they will never be punished as they should.

Now these two monsters will be allowed to live out the rest of their natural lives in peace and happiness at Disneyland. They will probably be stuck in a pen where they will be poked and pelted with food and garbage as they live out their golden years. Ah, the good life.

Alaska’s governor Sarah Palin appeared to have caved in to the anti-death penalty lobby as well when she pardoned one of the waddled menaces, but she showed us where Bush’s balls went when right after the pardoning ceremony she did an interview, smiling and laughing while slaughterhouse workers behind her ground off the heads of these vile beasts in some kind of a turkey murdilizing machine that looked like a wood chipper. Imagine how many turkeys you could dispatch with one of those! Rudolf Höß would be proud.

Sarah Barracuda, if I weren’t terrified of disappearing into your toothy maw, I’d kiss you. Mister Bush on the other hand, I think I’ve just lost my respect for you.

My First Week in The Tribulation Bunker

The Antichrist won\'t get me here!This is my Tribulation Bunker. Some darn Satanic teenagers spray painted over Lord Jesus’s name with Satan.

Hello, my name is Peter Enos Young. My friends call me Enos, and I pray that I will be blessed with the opportunity to make you my friends in Christ. I am grateful to be named after such a great man as the apostle Peter, but to maintain my humble view of myself I prefer to be called Enos which is Hebrew for “human being”.

You are probably wondering by now why I am here on this ungodly web page, and to tell you the truth, I still wonder a little myself. I was recently contacted by the group that runs this site asking if I wanted to give a Christian perspective to you all, but after seeing what filth they put up here I just couldn’t imagine helping them out, so at first I turned down these minions of Satan. I said “No, I will not help you with the devil’s work!”

So what changed my mind? Barack Hussein Obama did.

On election night I was glued to the TV set all night long, praying and praying like Pastor Muthee “Lord, make a way!” I was begging God to let John McCain win the election and then take him from this Earth so that Jesus’s true servant, Sarah Palin could lead us in righteousness against the Antichrist Barack Hussein Obama.

When even the good people at Fox News admitted defeat and proclaimed Barack Hussein Obama to be the next president of these United States, I did the sensible thing and sealed myself up tight for a week in my Tribulation Bunker and prayed for the Supreme Court to overturn this travesty of a presidential election, but they never did. Sadly the good Lord has not yet taken the rest of the godless liberals from our court to allow them to be replaced by more good Christian men, but God must have a plan, and I won’t question it.

It seems to me that the Lord is just setting Miss Palin up to lead us in 2012, to be our rock in the last days so that we can make it through safely, living in obedience to God’s commandments until Jesus comes down in clouds of glory and lifts her right up out of that wicked town of Washington DC and takes her away to heaven with the rest of the angels.

I expect by the next election the Antichrist Barack Hussein Obama will have been elected to his new office leading the new world government, and since that is part of God’s plan, I guess we just had to be stuck with him first. Let’s all pray that we make it through these trying times by putting our trust in the Lord Jesus who knows all things and has a plan for each and every one of us.

I had a lot of time to think about this while I was in the Tribulation Bunker. I know that Barack Hussein Obama is the Antichrist, but sometimes we just can’t understand the ways of God, so I just put my trust in Him and decided that instead of hiding from the Antichrist, I would go to the kind of place he would go and there I will spread the Word of God. Places like this web page.

I figured you all were better off with one voice calling you to righteousness than just surrounded by the rest of this blasphemy you see every day, so when I came out of the bunker the first thing I did was I sent an email to these people and I told them “You don’t know what you’ve got yourself into. I am bringing the fire of the Lord and He is going to burn the face of your web page with His glory and your heathen readers will be turned against you and come to the Lord in humble submission and repentance begging to be given His loving grace and spared the eternal torments of the fires of Hell where the worm never dies and the fire never goes out!”

Even these infidels could see the glory of God shining through this humble servant of his, so they quickly agreed that I would have full editorial control over my writings and I could post anything I wanted to any time I wanted to, so I am taking over this web page for the Lord Jesus Christ! Out foul spirits of evil! The Lord will not abide you demons in His presence! I banish you to those pornographic web pages like Victoria’s Secret where they show the heathen whores all whored up in their whore suits for men to lust after!

Now that we’re alone, I want to give you an important message for today. I want to take back the words that the Antichrist has tried to corrupt in his villainous campaign to enslave the good Christian American people:

Can we put aside our own petty human thoughts and emotions and just do exactly what the good Lord reveals to us as our righteous path? Yes we can!

I want to be your light in this pit of darkness, leading you to the everlasting light of God’s glory. Please allow me to take your hand and bring you up out of Hellfire and back into the grace and glory of God’s love.

Your friend in Christ,
P. Enos Young

God Thrown Under the Bus

In the wake of the Freedom From Religion Foundation’s relentless billboard attacks on religion which have erupted across the United States, the British Humanist Association in association with The Abhorrent Atheist Advocate Richard Dawkins are said to be plotting an attack on God himself using the city busses of London.

If you visit London, you would be well advised to avoid riding the busses. God has surely lifted his protection from the treacherous London bus system, as He will from those of Birmingham, Manchester and Edinburgh if the campaign is in fact extended to those cities.


According to “Professor” Dawkins (who graduated from and teaches at Godless Oxford rather than a respectable Christian University), “Religion is accustomed to getting a free ride – automatic tax breaks, unearned respect and the right not to be offended, the right to brainwash children.

“Even on the buses, nobody thinks twice when they see a religious slogan plastered across the side. This campaign to put alternative slogans on London buses will make people think – and thinking is anathema to religion.”

“Thinking is anathema to religion!?” I am going to pray for the good Lord to help me understand what that means, but I don’t think it glorifies God, so it’s wrong.

If our busses and advertising banners can be twisted to such ignoble ends, then perhaps it’s time we did away with all of them. Remember, as Stephen Green of Christian Voice said of this despicable campaign, “Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large.”