http://biblebeltcomics.com

Thanks!

My favourite:

http://www.treelobsters.com/2009/08/75-but-wait-theres-more.html

We don’t “know” anything about a Hell. There’s never been proof of one, other than supposedly “inerrant” accounts made by near-illiterate desert peasants with wild imaginations (and possibly access to hallucinogens). And we don’t “hate” God. It’s impossible to hate something you don’t believe exists. Many people in the world don’t believe He does, and some of us here believe that NO gods exist. Please attempt to assimilate that fact. I personally wouldn’t follow any god, existent or nonexistent, whose glory was increased by my eternal torment. (If I’m going too fast for you, I’ll try to type slower in the next paragraph. )

But you don’t need evidence of God, do you? You have faith! Meaning that you can have faith in just about anything you like. Personally, I have faith that the Big Sky Bird took a big sky bird dump about 23,489,211.98 years ago, which became the world. Then he made a whole bunch of little sky bird dumps that became the people and animals. I don’t need evidence of it, I have FAITH! That magical pill that will justify anything!

I’ve had my amusement. Much as you pray for us, I hope that one day you’ll grow some sense and learn to think for yourself. That’s all.

“And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:” – Hebrews 9:27

I look forward to the day you die, when you see God in all his glory. Your death will glorify him, and so will you punishment. Smile, there IS a hell!

“And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.” – Revelation 20:10-15

@DocMike – Keep up the good work!!!